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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unambiguous body of water? The Specific Ocean"
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"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"
"So I'm dating this half-Korean girl... Her mother's Korean, her father's Korean, and her legs got ripped off in a car accident"
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"
"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."
"I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty."