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Joke of the Day

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"

"Why did the Lebo die? Cause he was fullllly sik m8."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)"

"[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's? Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks."

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? Terry Schiavo."

"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."

"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."