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Joke of the Day
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
Next Joke
"You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid."
"So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a sand-nigger."
"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"
"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."
"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""