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Joke of the Day

"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."

"When I got my first pube, I left it under my pillow and waited for the pube fairy. And he came. All over my pillow."

"I just shortened my to-do list by 90% simply by crossing off everything that would cause me to make the evening news."

"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."

"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."

"Drown that bastard! No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism."

"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"

"What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !"