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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."

"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."

"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"

"What did the right eye said to the left? Between me and you, ""something smells""."

"Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement? [NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound."

"ALCOHOL. Because no good story ever began with, ""So, I was sitting there eating this salad..."""