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Joke of the Day

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."

"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."

"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"

"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"

"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me. I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."