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Joke of the Day
"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"
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"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"
"If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself."
"I once solved a Rubik's Cube by not buying it."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"
"Knock knock. - Who's there? - I eat mop. - I eat mop who?"
"*bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too"
"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"
"ME: Eat your lemon PIRATE: No ME: It stops scurvy PIRATE: [folds arms, shuts eye] ME: [carves tiny skull on lemon] PIRATE: [opens eye a bit]"
"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."