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Joke of the Day

"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"

"Amy Schumer's track record for great comedy is at an all time career high right now. Hope it doesn't end in a **Trainwreck**"

"I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so fucking white!"

"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."

"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."

"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."

"I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me"

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"

"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."