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Joke of the Day

"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"

"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he's wrong and you are positive their names are ""Batman and Robert""."

"Hey, what's the difference between reddit and LOTR? In the books and movies, the trolls didn't type."

"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."

"you know its cold out... when you go outside, and its cold out. (tried this in /r/antijokes , thought the rest of the joke world might appreciate)"

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the club? I can't believe I blew ten bucks in there."

"My buddy tells me he doesn't take criticism too well. I told him he should really work on that."

"What do you call a Trump wall that's politically corrupt? A gate."

"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."