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"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"
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"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"
"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."
"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"
"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"
"What was Spiderman's major in college? Web Design"