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Joke of the Day
"Ever since I became a vampire I've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror"
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"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."
"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"
"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"I call bullshit on all the times I've talked to strangers and they've not offered me candy."
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"
"I stuck a ""Baby On Board"" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."
"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"