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"What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life"
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"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."
"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."
"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"Reddit is the ultimate safe space for the most oppressed human that ever lived... ...The white middle-class American male."
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
"Please don't joke about WWII, my grandpa died in a KZ camp He fell down from the guard tower."
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!"