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Joke of the Day
"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"
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"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."
"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection. ""Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog,"" said the vet."
"Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same? Because he loves to abuse A Minor."
"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"
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"It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight."
"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"