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Joke of the Day
"It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight."
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"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"
"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."
"What is the height of hunger? Teeth marks on the toilet seat."
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"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"
"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"
"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."
"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"
"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."