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Joke of the Day

"Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same? Because he loves to abuse A Minor."

"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."

"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."

"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"

"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."

"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? (Sorry if this has already been posted!) None, he fell."

"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"

"How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters."

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."