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Joke of the Day
"Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!!"
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"A duck walks into a drug store, He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter. The cashier asks, ""will this be cash or check?"" The duck says, ""neither; just put it on my bill."""
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"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"I put the 'fun' in functional alcoholic."
"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."
"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"
"My penis is so big if i laid it out on a keyboard It would reach from A to Z"
"I think it's funny how I can sleep right through my blaring alarm clock but I'll wake up to the slightest phantom vibrations from my phone."