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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Blonde who bought a brand new pair of panty hose, she put em on then shaved her legs and recked 'em"

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"

"I hear that the Feds raided Pfizer this morning For harboring a ""weapon of mass erection"""

"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"

"Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case? He only needed them after he'd opened it."

"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"

"Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having legs....."

"Another 69 joke So I asked my gf if she wanted to 69. She rolled her eyes and said sure as long as we can 77 after cause I'll probably finish too fast and she'll still need to be ate more."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?"