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Joke of the Day
"Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? Having legs....."
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"5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT."
"What's a mathematicians worst nightmare? An EULer spill"
"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."
"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"What did the boy pee say to the girl pee? Urine angel."
"Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?"