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Joke of the Day
"I hear that the Feds raided Pfizer this morning For harboring a ""weapon of mass erection"""
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"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."
"What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five? You leave him hanging...."
"Life is like toilet paper... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"
"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"I was on TV last night When I'm drunk, I sleep anywhere."
"I heard somewhere that wanking with a dead arm feels better... Totally ruined that funeral."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"
"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"