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Joke of the Day

"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."

"But I meant it as a compliment when I said your baby looks like a pug."

"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""

"Why did the Bee get married? Because she found her honey!"

"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."

"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"

"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."

"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"

"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."

"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"