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Joke of the Day

"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."

"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."

"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""

"I'm not always a gentleman in the bedroom, but I will hold the door for you so you can leave afterwards."

"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("

"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."

"Pro-life or Pro-choice? I'm really unsure how to feel about planned parenthood and abortion. I mean, on one hand I'm all for killing babies but on the other I don't like giving women a choice. Damn..."

"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."