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Joke of the Day

"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl ? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message ."

"Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again - me running up the stairs"

"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."

"What do you call a gay in the middle of the ocean? Flambuoyant :)"

"[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine? You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you"

"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."

"Nobody in America dies as a virgin... because our government fucks us all."

"10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1's and 0's 10) There are no 2's"

"What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles"