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Joke of the Day

"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."

"Can antelopes get married? No, they cantaloupe."

"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."

"I used to think math was useless. But then one day I realized that decimals had a point."

"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"

"Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions."

"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"

"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."

"When does a dog go ""moo"" ? When it is learning a new language !"