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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("
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"Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?"
"I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out"
"If I had a female dog... I would name her karma."
"Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe."
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because they can't fit in d-shells. Edit: re wording"
"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."
"""So, is there a MRS. A-Z?"" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz"
"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."
"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"