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Joke of the Day

"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee"

"Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis."

"Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym."

"I like my beer like I like my women... ...anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend."

"Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even"

"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"

"Don't you hate it when there's a really interesting topic and someone starts writing and [deleted]"

"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."

"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."