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Joke of the Day

"A woman stopped me in my tracks. She said, ""You wouldn't know where the nearest hospital is?"" ""That is correct."" I replied."

"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"

"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."

"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"

"To those who want to join the conversation. Don't."

"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""

"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"

"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."

"After sex, my wife told me I deserve a Gold Medal for my performance, for breaking Usain Bolt's record and finishing under 10 seconds."