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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."
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"[interview] BOSS: So I see you majored in communication? ME: No...miscommunication BOSS: Your resume clearly says communication ME: See?"
"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."
"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."
"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"
"whats girls' favorite language pythong"
"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""
"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"
"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"
"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""