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Joke of the Day
"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"
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"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
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"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"
"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."
"FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna he thinks he can sing."
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
"My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY."
"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"