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Joke of the Day

"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"

"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"my wife is so ungrateful for christmas I got her an electric chair and she won't even sit in it."

"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"

"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."

"Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless? Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it."

"Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist."

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."

"What do the Greeks sing while at sea? your boat, gently down the stream..."