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Joke of the Day

"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."

"What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called? Gang, 'Nam Style."

"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."

"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""

"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."

"What did one boob say to the other boob Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"

"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."