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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."
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"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""
"One time I was holding this little girl's hand walking through the woods at night. She said: ""I'm scared!"" I said:"" Well then how do you think I feel? I gotta walk back alone!"""
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."
"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"
"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."
"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."
"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"
"Mommy what's an ""Act of God?"" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an ""active god"" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body"
"scary Halloween costume idea: eye contact"