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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."
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"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"
"DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who's Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*"
"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"
"I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her... Instead I just swam for the surface"
"Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]"
"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."