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Joke of the Day
"What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called? Gang, 'Nam Style."
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"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks. It also comes in handy if people try to steal them."
"Two muffins were baking in an oven... One says ""It's really hot in here"" & the other one said ""Oh crap! A talking muffin"". Kristen Schaal"
"I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? ""Google Glass"" I know what glass is, Catherine."
"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"
"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: I have a boyfriend."
"[police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a light grey Me: ... My dog: if that helps"
"An Imgurian walks into a bar REPOST"
"If our next President is Donald Trump.. He will put the P.O.S in P.O.T.U.S"