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Joke of the Day

"Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"

"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a chef and a perverted aquarium owner? One fixes dishes and the other dicks his fishes."

"What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs? Women."

"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."

"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"

"Santa joke Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only cums once a year, and when he does it's down a chimney."