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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"

"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"

"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"

"Double standards are amazing. If I take my top off I'm called a ""poser"". But if a women does it, suddenly I'm not allowed to masturbate?"

"Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational."

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"Namast'ay Away from negative people."

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."