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Joke of the Day
"How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
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"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
"Life's a bitch, Because if it was a slut, It would be easy."
"What's a racist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."
"Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first."
"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"
"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"
"Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's okay to kill those people."
"Events like the death of the Indian gang-rape victim just help remind me why I hate humans so much."