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Joke of the Day
"It's not true love until you annoy me with a Facebook post professing it."
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"Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: ""We gotta go back, I forgot to pee."" The other one replies: ""No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!"""
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
"And then the devil said, ""tell her to calm down."""
"What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry..."
"Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? He was a foyer."
"I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing."
"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."
"Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault."
"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."