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Joke of the Day
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
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"I've been in Wisconsin for ten pounds. That means one week for those of you who have never visited Wisconsin."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA."
"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"
"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."
"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"
"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"