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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!"

"You did yoga. You didn't negotiate a peace treaty. Stop walking around like that."

"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."

"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."

"What do you call a white woman that identifies as black? TransRachel - credit Jennie"

"Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!"

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"

"Why was the lawyer home early? Briefcase"

"How does a redneck find a sheep in his field? Sexy."