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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lawyer home early? Briefcase"
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"Our youngest has finally graduated from baby bottles to 2-liters of soda."
"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."
"The Worst ""F"" Word Finals"
"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"
"What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean? A loan shark!"
"Around my neighborhood I'm affectionately known as ""Please stop taking pictures of my flowers you weirdo."""
"What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah."