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Joke of the Day

"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."

"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party."

"My dick was once in the Guinness Book of Records. World's smallest dick."

"My wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe."

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [fixed] You can hang the picture with only one nail."

"What did C say to E? She wants the D."

"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."

"*runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?"