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Joke of the Day

"I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake."

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"Did you hear about the psychic midget who is wanted by the FBI? She's a small medium at large."
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth? ... a soviet"
"[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn't work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can't...it's in the sink"
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"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"