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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"
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"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."
"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"
"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."
"Because im a bad ass! Why did I put the punchline up there?"
"Whats black, big, and smelly? An unemployment line.(:"