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Joke of the Day
"There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well."
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"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints."
"I thought I spotted superman twice yesterday. Turns out it was just a bird and a plane. -Dwight York"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dunno, but the real question is how'd they get in there in the first place?"
"I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white. I know someone with a pickup truck."
"How to get free skydiving lessons. Step 1: Be gay in a Muslim country."
"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"
"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"
"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"