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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dunno, but the real question is how'd they get in there in the first place?"

"does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen"

"I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back."

"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"

"A snake walks into a bar ""How did you do that?"""

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"At the mattress store I set all the sleep numbers to 69, because I'm hilarious and original and sexy."

"""Great, now we're looking at luggage. Not like we need more luggage."" Me, 11/25/2015"

"Putin goes on holiday! Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."

"I just bought that new aftershave ""Stalker"".... It's slightly stronger than Obsession."