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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints."
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"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."
"For school I had to write a thousand word essay So I drew a picture"
"Dark humour It's like a child with cancer.... It never gets old."
"What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes."
"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""
"Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers."
"I have a fear of speed bumps... But im slowly gettin over it."
"My father reminds me of Jesus Christ. Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did."