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Joke of the Day

"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"I'm not Racist I love blacks, I think everyone should have one."

"We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes by having naturally ugly children."

"the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS"

"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."

"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."

"What smells like shit, looks dead, and doesnt give a fuck? Gamers"

"Play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral even if you have to fight my family"

"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."