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Joke of the Day

"I thought I spotted superman twice yesterday. Turns out it was just a bird and a plane. -Dwight York"

"I yelled at my wife ""Your miniskirt is way too short!!"" ""Thats because its made for a woman"" she replied ""Now take it off & give it to me"""

"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"

"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."

"Fractals joke there are 2 types of people in this world, those who don't know about fractals and those who think that there are 2 types of people in this world..."

"I love being a pessimist. I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"<------Flair My penis is, -Yoda"

"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."