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Joke of the Day

"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"

"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"

"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."

"I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!"

"The reason I like Twitter is because the ladies on here LIKE being followed. Unlike like little miss restraining order down the street."

"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."

"What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off."

"[phone rings] ""Mr Hughes?"" ""Yeah."" ""We need u to come pick yr son up from school."" ""Ugh. Whats he done now?"" ""Nothing. Its nearly midnight."""

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"Daddy is the government going to keep us safe from terrorists? No son, they're busy protecting us from drugs and home made clocks."