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Joke of the Day
"I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!"
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"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""
"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"
"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."
"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"
"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"
"What's speed of sex? 68 because at 69 she needs to turn around."
"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."