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Joke of the Day
"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"
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"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"
"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""
"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"
"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Confucius Say: Joke is like sex. Not good if you don't get it"
"An Existential Question If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do? I'd pick Nick."
"What do you call a cheap vasectomy? A rip off."
"Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at."
"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"