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Joke of the Day
"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"
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"How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton"
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"
"What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""
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"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."